Okay, so if you’ve listened to the last episode, and ended up on this page, then you’re probably looking to donate to get one of these Patented Plum Leather Key Chains.
Now we’re probably creating an absolute administrative nightmare for ourselves in doing this, but here goes…
They come with five different plum related phrases…
- THE SWEETEST PLUM
- BIG BOY
- OH BULLSHIT
So when you click on the paypal button and end up on the page where you put your details there’s a bit that says, “Add special instructions to the seller”, just write which words you want and we’ll endeavour to get it to you. If you don’t get that one, it means we’ve run out, or we’ve stuffed up. But we’ll try our best.
The minimum donation for a key chain is $5, but feel free to donate more (seriously our shitty mixing desk is on it’s absolute last legs). Then we’ll send you the key chain in the post. We will also record another bonus donor only plumcast, which we’ll send to your email sometime over the next month.
A huge thanks to Steven from Fucking Keychains who kindly made these for us.
And here’s the donate button, which hopefully sends you to pay pal. If it sends you anywhere else, we’ve been hacked.
Under here is our old donate message, which we’ll leave here for the time being…
This is the awkward page where we ask for money. You’ll notice it’s hidden right up the back of the website, because quite frankly, neither of us are very good at asking for money. Dec was raised by Catholics who taught him that you never ask anyone for help, you just guilt everyone with a series of sullen looks and loud sighs. And Nick was raised by lawyers who taught him that if you need money, you just go out and steal it off someone less fortunate than you.
So we won’t won’t guilt you and we won’t steal it from you. But we do really like making this podcast and we’d like to keep making it. So if you’d like to help us keep making it, that would be incredibly generous. In the last few years we’ve been astounded at how many listeners have donated to the show, so we decided to give something in return. So anyone who donates immediately join the long list of “Guns” who have donated to the show, which means you’ll receive an exclusive “Special Thanks Plumcast” along with a 14 page thank you email (In truth it’s about two pages, but somewhere Nick decided it was 14 pages long). We’ll also thank you out loud on the next podcast,where Nick will probably make a series of gun sound effects.
Here’s the donate button (which took Declan about three hours to work out how to upload), so click this and become a gun today.
Or alternately you could click on this link…
PS – If you’ve been here before, you’ll notice we slightly update this page. This happened mainly because a listener alerted Dec that the “I hate the sweetest plum…” link, a hilarious gag that supposed to link to Brian McFadden’s webpage, was no longer linking to Brian McFadden’s website, because for some reason brianmcfadden.com.au had been replaced by a page for online casinos, which would have been very confusing for anyone who clicked it. Not wanting to encourage gambling, we’ve changed the link, but in the meantime, our condolences go to brianmcfadden.com.au. Although, if anyone still wants to visit the online casino site, click here