Beware black crows. And magpies. And plovers. And whatever the hell bird Declan was talking about. And beware parking anywhere near Geoffrey Edelsten. (At this stage, I’m not going to post the picture with the police, but will happily show it to anyone at one of our upcoming live gigs)

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